This kinda conversation is weirdly normal for me

  • Friend: GUESS WHO BOUGHT MEGAMIND
  • Me: OMG YES WHAT VERSION DVD OR BLU-RAY CUZ THE BLU-RAY IS MUCH SEXIER WANNA WATCH IT NOW HUH HUH HUH? CAN WE TOGETHER PLEASE NOW YES?
  • Friend: WE JUST PUT IT IN I WILL TELL YOU WHEN WE PRESS PLAY AND I DON'T HAVE A BLU-RAY PLAYER YOU TIT
  • Me: YOU'RE A TIT
  • Friend: I HAVE TITS. PLAY.

Damn typos

  • Friend: Dork.
  • Me: I am not a whale's penis.
  • Friend: Yes you are.
  • Me: ... I keep trying to type penis as penish.
  • Friend: LOL Okay Sean Connery.

cayliana started following you

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

cayliana:

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

cayliana:

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

“Oh hey there sexy, thanks for following a punk like me XD”

 Sexy? I think you have the wrong blog. XD

“Nope I think I have the right one XD Full of sexyness everywhere.”

 Stuff and nonsense.

“Fun stuff and wonderful nonsense XD Just accept it.” 

Make me XD

cayliana started following you

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

cayliana:

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

“Oh hey there sexy, thanks for following a punk like me XD”

 Sexy? I think you have the wrong blog. XD

“Nope I think I have the right one XD Full of sexyness everywhere.”

 Stuff and nonsense.

  • My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.

cayliana started following you

wishing-to-be-blue-like-daddy:

“Oh hey there sexy, thanks for following a punk like me XD”

 Sexy? I think you have the wrong blog. XD

if you’re confused about what my blog’s really about, don’t worry

i’m confused too 

This is me

mysearchforself:

cayliana:

OH GOD I AM SO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW

SOMEONE HOLD ME 

DON’T BE NERVOUS SILLY.

 

IT’S MY DEFAULT REACTION

TO ANYTHING 

Amy Farrah Fowler appreciation post.

This is me

 

OH GOD I AM SO NERVOUS RIGHT NOW

SOMEONE HOLD ME