This kinda conversation is weirdly normal for me
- Friend: GUESS WHO BOUGHT MEGAMIND
- Me: OMG YES WHAT VERSION DVD OR BLU-RAY CUZ THE BLU-RAY IS MUCH SEXIER WANNA WATCH IT NOW HUH HUH HUH? CAN WE TOGETHER PLEASE NOW YES?
- Friend: WE JUST PUT IT IN I WILL TELL YOU WHEN WE PRESS PLAY AND I DON'T HAVE A BLU-RAY PLAYER YOU TIT
- Me: YOU'RE A TIT
- Friend: I HAVE TITS. PLAY.

